ok i got one, I was at a amusement park in Utah and i went on a roller coaster, this roller coaster flips you upside down and i had my phone "HTC Dash" in my pocket, i figured it would be fine in my pocket and wouldn't fall out... wrong i was, i didn't realize that it flew out of my pocket until i got off the ride, i found out it landed and 50 feet away and exploded into a few hundred different pieces, was able to salvage the sim card and SD card though.
You went to Lagoon? I hope you didn't pay money to get in... ;)