Ok, so, I buy my computer from an internet cafe that's closing down and now I'm getting all this *** from Microsoft on a daily basis? Give me a break, wtf am I expected to do, buy a new copy of windows, don't you realise that's three bloody week's wages out here in Thailand?!?!
And no, before you ask, there is no damned product key on the back of the computer, what am I supposed to do?