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10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow:A joke
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1. Text on Web
pages
displays
as Morse Code
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays
a week later
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online
6. ESPN
Web
site
exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner" ...for 1989
7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new
game, "PacMan"
8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest
Gump
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them
10.When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the
side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
Saturday, October 20, 2007 8:23 AM
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Oh its joke...
I thought where these things happening.....
Monday, October 22, 2007 12:56 PM
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good joke dear...
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 5:13 AM
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