Strange Part was that when I found the non-stop whiney fast-talking voice, there were all these Glowing Reports by numerous, apparently Sane
People, how they all were bragging about perfecting, and enhancing the Voice, and were comparing notes, and such Ravings were abounding about
how One had Found how to change the Voice to lowder, and another was very happy with himself because He did better than that even making it sound
something like Tiny Tim, and this guy was happy as a Clam all the more, and enjoying that voice as if, as it oughta be if Microsoft is going to put themselves
in your ears and subconcious, be More like an Audio Book Reader instead of this low grade computer-voice hack.
You Had to keep reading their bizarre praise & enjoyment stories of this endless Water Torture Talker one after another trying
to find one who might give a clue how to stop him, and there were NONE !
All were as into that Talker as kids are into Music & I-Tunes.
So I didn't feel the oddball so much after reading that wonderful statement of the 1st woman and those thereafter in your column.
I burned a better part of a 1/2 day finally committing to kill that miserable voice off that droned on & on & on reading virtually Every word and
piece of punctuation it got to seem to me.
Very ridiculous too since No-One stays on one search page, or any page, long enough for that fast talking monotone voice, who seemed to have
Marbles in his Mouth, or a pile of Prune Pits in it, to
possibly complete reading every single words in his non-stop highly irritable way anyway.
And who is going to keep waiting to hear him out anyway, if you don't have to, unless you're deaf, and, in that case, I realize
he may be downright Saintly.
That kind of Talker, if belonging to a human, and by chance working near an Ocean as a professional reader, might
well be in danger of having kept at it thru a Giant Tidal Wave head down and oblivious.
He just Launched off like a vicious take-over Pop-Up Loaded Program the split second a 5000 word page opened.
All listeners full well know,
I knew & did tone him down, and exited him, as long as I cought the site soon enough, and remembered, to barely above zero volume, but
I was getting quiet noises outta him like having a low grade Bee in each ear that wouldn't fly out. Sometimes I'd have to concentrate
on something with a deadline for example, Or forget to quiclky eliminate him.
He'd be aggrivated me the whole time, but I couldn't take time to deal with shutting him up since I could not find an easy way, and found myself putting up
with it dumb as that is.
More like a couple of Killer Wasps ear bees for me, and I know it surely sounds Like 'm imbalanced at this point.
I finally realized there is a search box after you hit the Start button that you can type the infernal
words: "MICROSOFT NARRATOR" into and get to that tortuous voice, and virtually choke him out.
Sorry for the Non-Question Rant, but, actually, my serious question is: "How did he Invade my Life & Computer
in the 1st place ?
I'd have Never even tried him out, and he attached himself to 2 of my 3 Computers
Nevertheless.
Is it attached onto an Important Microsoft program such that it's like attaching Pork to a
Congressional Bill ?
What do you suppose Happened, or that I did, to be subjected to this hard to find, and where to stop, Computer Voice voice
that, at best, kept sounding like he had Marshmellows stuffed in his face.
Even if I could tone him down, I wanted him outof there the worst way, and it hit me each and every day that he seemed
to jump me.. It became obsessive just to have to know
he was speaking away deep in lower intestines of my Computer And got to stay
in there since there was no easy way to rid myself of him.
I took a strong dislike to him quite quickly, and got more aggrivated that
I had to take time to hunt him down.
It is Microsoft, if any entity, I should calmly be slightly mad at I know.
I realize you have to Speculate, and maybe even Guess, but please do guess at how he got started
up in there..Please ?
It seemed to me he read commas, and periods too. Fact is for me, It is was like he was always around even if not coming from the
Computer anymore, and I imagined I started hearing similar voices in the Supermarket, and such places. I Have no history of Insanely imbalanced
Behavior please just so you know, but this was a first annoyance of this Magnitude, and like getting salt in an open place in my Skull every day
for some strange reason, and I resented the fact
to have to devote so much time to rid myself of him thereby having to listen to that voice much longer since then you have a tendency to
put it off since you can get more High Blood Pressure not being able, Quickly, to put an end to it, and can't just then, drop everything, and
search out this low growling voice, almost subliminal.
Instead, I'd have to set an unpredictable quantity of time aside just
to deal with that.
Time is really Money in my view, and he was like some kind of Darth Invader.
I hope you will please venture an answer as to how he may have hooked into my 2 Computers.
I don't want to hear him even remotely again.
Charlie
chas1919@gmail.com
I placed e-mail here since clicking on your
"Click here" gave me a pop-up saying I may loose my content if
I clicked there Before Submitting the Question.
