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Why the fuck does microsoft suck dicks all the time

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  • YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKIN PATHETIC THAT NO WONDER SONY IS BETTER THAN YOU THANKS ALOT DIP SHITS HAVE A NICE TIME IN HELL I CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR YOUR STUPID SHIT THAT MAKES SO MUCH PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES P.s FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY FUCKIN WHITE DICK
    • Type gewijzigd infamous star donderdag 25 oktober 2012 21:08 BECAUSE MICROSOFT IS WHERE ALL THE RETARDED SHIT HEADS GO
    donderdag 25 oktober 2012 21:06

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  • Interesting question. I wonder if you'll ever get a reply.
    vrijdag 1 maart 2013 22:36
  • I admit that I have lost a good chunk of my life, troubleshooting MS applications that I have no choice but to use for professional reasons. Now I have the entire MS Office Suite and I can't use any of the control commands: like CTR+Z, CTR+C, CTR+V. If there are free alternatives, what are we paying for?
    zaterdag 13 juli 2013 14:43
  • Yes that is a very technical and important topic.  I learned more here than I ever got from their tech support.

    maandag 26 augustus 2013 3:04
  • So it's funny that I Googled "Fuck Microsoft" and this thread came up. :)

    I feel this guys pain. And I promise you, if there were another OS that came to market that could run every piece of software that I need I would leave MS in less than a heart beat. I wouldn't even take my shit with me. I wouldn't even kick MS in the balls. I would just leave and never look back. I might sue for alimony.  I would use the excuse that I have felt raped by MS since I met them but I couldn't leave because I don't know how else to survive.

    I would pay 3x as much for an OS that would run my software if it didn't have MS's pile of shit licensing model, their piece of shit usage and privacy policy and the most fucked up update system there is available. 

    Update to windows 10... now your shit is broke. fuck you have a nice day. - How nice is that. 

    Another thing... MS touts 14Mil downloads of Windows10 on d-day... If you read the usage policy it clearly states that you need to read everything in the links in the document in order to comply. There are over 1000 linked pages of policy. How many people do you think read that. No body on earth is using Windows 10 per contract and as such, MS is totally within their legal right to tell them to fuck off if they have any problems.

    MS is ranked right up there with the Federal Reserver and the Clinton's as far as I am concerned.

    MS is the mafia of the electronic age. GOD i hope there is an EMP that wipes them off the face of the earth someday. I will laugh so fucking hard.

    Cheers. :)

    dinsdag 10 november 2015 7:14
  • MS can kiss my ass too, they betrayed all their power users, enterprise customers and gamers with their arrogance over their cloud-based spyware known as Windows 10.  Windows 10 takes your control away, it makes your computer do things behind your back without your permission or knowledge, and it is only going to get more intrusive, violating users deeper and deeper as time goes on.  Death to Windows 10, and fuck you M$!  I hope you choke on the shit you try to feed the sheeple.  Windows 7 is the last Micro$oft O$ I'll ever use.


    • Bewerkt door jsmcpn2 donderdag 30 juni 2016 20:37
    donderdag 30 juni 2016 20:36
  • Windows 98 SE was their last good OS.  :-(  I still have my original copy of Windows 1
    woensdag 17 augustus 2016 18:51
  • Same Same same..

    M$ now stands for "MostlyShit" Most shitty software ever produced for the masses. Fortunatly...a whole lot of us...are not bitting into this rotten fish. (windows 10 spyware/malware/trojan/key logger)

    I truly believe that 2016/2017 will be the end of M$ Desktop OS's. The amount of furry on the internet against it is amazing. First time in History.

    No fucking wonder with a name like windows...they break/crack/chip/shatter/smash/freeze/steam/.........Hahah YUP, that about sums up "WINDOSE".

    I hope they choke on Win10.....I hope it brings them to their knees....OH..wait...thats what Billy Goat wants.....he likes seeing men on their knees...just like Stevie BumBum.

    Last good OS was NT....just before the "real good" programmers left because MS was about to fuck everything up...which is exactly what the fuck M$ did. Pooched everything that came along after the fact.

    Ha....just read an article that XP still has security holes...after being on the market longer than any other fucking OS....Sounds to me a lot like SWISS CHEESE. Holier than thou/. How good is that programming that fuck ups are still found in an OS this old??  Holy fuck Batman

    FUCK U M$

    maandag 26 september 2016 22:34
  • just commenting so this goes back to the top. Haha! this guy is hilarious!

    dinsdag 22 november 2016 22:38
  • hi there is even a website called www.microsoftsuck.com
    zondag 5 maart 2017 17:56
  • Great comment.   My thoughts exactly although I might not have thought of the federal reserve reference!  But that's the truth.  It's a monopoly that Bill created.  Too bad because I think he could have ruled the world if he had been less greedy.
    vrijdag 17 maart 2017 2:43
  • Well thought out!   I think the saddest part is that if Bill had not been so greedy with his OS he would probably be running our country right now.  But he still ended up with Billions so I guess that's all he really wanted.  It's just that it's short sited of him.  Imagine if he had just focused on improving WinXP, keeping up with security and drivers and only charged $10 everytime someone came in for an update.  We would be happy campers and lovin our Windows.  Instead we hate Win10, Bill and all the Indians trying to rip us off everyday on the phone.  I can't wait to see this company go bankrupt.
    vrijdag 17 maart 2017 2:51
  • still relevant today... m$ suck it
    maandag 10 juli 2017 9:43
  • I've spent about 2 hours now trying to open a project in visual studio 2010 only to find that all the projects in the solution get immediately unloaded. Microsoft can go trip into a hole and die.

    maandag 10 juli 2017 19:10
  • 20 minutes to uninstall a microsoft app that took less than 30 seconds to install.  Of course it didn't work so trying to start over because, you know, Microsoft has a monopoly for their garbage software so I HAVE to make it work.
    zondag 17 december 2017 23:21
  • I totally fuckin agree!!! its bullshit! i just wanna log into skype and fuckin be able to talk to my brother through while were playing! But nooo for some fuckin stupid retarded reason "Skype cant connect" LIKE THATS FUCKIN IT?!?!?! IT JUST CANT FUCKIN CONNECT?!?! FUCK YOU MICROSOFT! FUCK YOU BILL GATES NAME YOUR FUCKIN COMPANY AFTER YOUR FUCKIN LITTLE FUCKIN CHODE! KYS FAGGOTS

    vrijdag 5 januari 2018 0:05
  • holy shit youre a stupid head ass nigga
    zaterdag 20 januari 2018 3:55
  • Your puns are Ass fuck men
    zaterdag 20 januari 2018 3:55
  • GTA V is a game to insult women
    zaterdag 20 januari 2018 3:56
  • I love females I HAte men tho
    zaterdag 20 januari 2018 3:56
  • YOure a dumb fuck MEn are gae Uganda Knuckles all da wae
    zaterdag 20 januari 2018 3:56
  • I love it. Yes Microsoft sucks. They are the big mediocre mainstream software provider. Not everyone deserves nor can afford Apple products. And of course Microsoft killed many other competitors in the early days. I can't believe this post hasn't been removed!  
    zaterdag 3 februari 2018 21:53
  • Nothing has changed. You can't contact them in person because they know they suck and they don't want to be bothered with anyone's complaints. And there is nothing we can do about it because they own just about everything. 
    zondag 11 februari 2018 23:10
  • I HATE Microsoft. Why is this company still making money? Reason 1,000,000,001....I'm sitting here wasting my time trying to figure out how to STOP sharing content on OneDrive. Should be simple right? Nope. Leave it to MS to make it hard and to hide it. I google it and the directions don't apply. I try clicking "remove items" and I get "Something went wrong".  I click feedback form that the article was not helpful (surprise) and the flipping feedback form doesn't provide enough characters to describe the problem! I click support and it says, sorry no support is available! Thanks Microsoft. Thanks for wasting more of my time. You've got a program you've probably spent millions developing for sharing flipping files on the internet and no flipping way a user to figure out how to stop sharing. Thanks for nothing! 

    woensdag 14 februari 2018 15:19
  • agreed... I typed in why does excel 2016 suck ass...

    woensdag 28 februari 2018 21:58
  • sadly I have no choice... work machine... they upgrade it against my will... someone save me from my fresh new install of Office 2016 / Windows 10
    woensdag 28 februari 2018 21:59
  • ^this

    Thank you

    dinsdag 6 maart 2018 18:16
  • I totally agree with you. I commenting on this thread in 2018 because this needs to go to the top. I cannot sign in to my fucking skype account with microsoft account and because I currently have no access to facebook whatsapp or whatsoever. I really needed to call my brother who is abroad and It refuses to sign in even if I changed the password like 7 times but still says it cant connect to the skype. THank you microsoft.
    vrijdag 9 maart 2018 11:10
  • I LOOOVE MS <3 <3 <3

    Please remember to mark my post as an answer, if I really helped you out, or vote if usefull. Thank you!

    vrijdag 9 maart 2018 12:01
  • Lol funny post. Agreed. MS is the shittiest company ever. Every update is like playing russian roulette with your PC. I'm not very PC savy but when Windows Defender blocks MS Windows updates you have to scratch your head and wonder how they're still in business. It seems like after every update something stops working whether it's your sound or network card or or or or or... amazing really.
    zaterdag 5 mei 2018 2:36